What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:08

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
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-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service